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Dirty Limericks - FREE

by APPsolutely Fabulous, Version: 3.1.0 , 920 KB

Package name: com.appfab.limericks , Last Update: 2012-03-19 14:27:38


76 ratings (3.632 average)

10,000-50,000 downloads


What's new in this version (3.1.0):

New Jokes Added

Description

Some Limericks are clean and others...not so. These are definitely the latter. (450+)

If you are easily offended, then please do NOT download. These Limericks are crude and contain swearing. you have been warned

*Think you’re funnier; then submit your own jokes for inclusion in the app and get the credit too.

*New jokes added weekly
*Submit your own joke for inclusion in the app.
*Move to SD card (android 2.2+ only.)
*This app will remember were you are up to even if you turn off your phone or update the app
*Share with SMS/Email
*Random joke button
*Hold the left arrow to go back to the start
*Hold the right arrow to go to the end
*Link to developer’s other apps in the market
*Change the size of the text
*Change the color of the text
*Change the style of the text
*Change the background
*Rate the app

Examples of what's inside (jokes are not censored in the app):

"There was a young girl called Annie,
who had a peculiar fanny,
she went to the doc,
he said that's a c**k,
now everyone calls her Danny."

"There once was a man named Ray,
Who fashioned a c**t out of clay,
But the heat of his p***k,
Turned the clay into brick,
And tore all his foreskin away!"

"There was an old woman from Leith,
Who would circumcise men with her teeth,
It wasn`t for fame,
Or love of the game,
But to get at the cheese underneath."

"There was an old man of the port,
Whose p***k was remarkably short,
When he got into bed,
The old woman said,
"This isn't a p***k; it's a wart!""

"There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her t**s in a tree in Brazil"

N.B. Permissions are required by the Ad networks, which keep the app free.

Last comments from Android Market

Gordon (*)
Doesn't change

Ryan (**)
Not funny half are just stupid.

amanda (*****)
An index would be nice...

waterbaby (*****)
F' ing hilarious. :)

Sabrina (*)
Worst jokes ever. None make sense

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