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Fortune - FREE

by rofl newb creations, Version: 9 , 7181 KB  

Package name: com.roflnewb.ports.fortune , Last Update: 2012-10-13 15:45:41

17 ratings (4.059 average)

1,000-5,000 downloads

What's new in this version (9):

- Many bug/crash fixes.
- Minor layout changes.
- Removed all ad banners throughout, and replaced with a single prestitial (should only show at most once per day).
- Reported bug fix. Thanks for the patience!


Fortune is a pretend Android port of the satirical joke application fortune run in Console (text prompt) on Unix-like (BSD, Linux) systems.

(This is a collection of jokes, this is not an "application"). Fortune is available in ENGLISH ONLY.

This "port" contains 12,521(!) fortunes from the standard FreeBSD library, 2,480 from the "offensive" FreeBSD library (note: can be extremely offensive, not made by me and read at your own risk), and 3,517 fortunes from OpenBSD.

Also included is a "port" of the GRUB boot-loader and a fully authentic replication of Windows XP!

FYI, the application is supposed to be all text. Don't expect a "nicer" layout; just be happy you don't have to actually type the command :).


For those who don't know, the fortune application would give a random, comedic message every time the user logged into the system.

For information on Fortune, see: or

For information on FreeBSD, see:

And for OpenBSD, see:

Last comments from Android Market

andrea (*****)
Must have for all unix and bsd users! Watch out for the adult ones, can be really bad, but funny. Few lame ones, but expected with 4000+ jokes.

jiaxiang (*)
how to use , only have some text to copy.

Fortune screenshot 1 Fortune screenshot 2

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