As tasty as pint of Guinness, these deft and surreal verses will make you laugh like an Old man in a Bath. It doesn't make sense. It doesn't matter.
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, "It is just as I feared! --
Two Owls and a Hen, four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard.
- Shake for random
- Save favourites
- Publish to your facebook
- Email friends
Unadulterated nonsensical genius.
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