17 ratings (4.118 average)
What's new in this version (4.4.3):
Added 90 new parody quotes from the wise Confucius. I also added a new permission. This app is ad supported, but we didn't care for the ads in the old system. We switched to a new ad provider we're hoping will have less annoying ads. The new provider needed an additional permission to know when you're connected to the internet.
Confucius was a very wise Chinese philosopher who left a legacy of sound advice for posterity. These are the not so sound pieces of advice commonly known as "Confucius Say."
These humorous parody quips are sure to give you a laugh as you get a new one on your home screen every day. You can share them with your friends in a highly customizable look and feel.
These hand selected jokes are sure to satisfy any sense of humor from campy to crass. This application is marked for medium maturity as it does have some adult humor (usually in the form of double entendre).